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Goodness gracious, this week has been full of ridiculous happenings in this country. Here are 10 things I’ve noticed:
1.) I’m ashamed that my name has any resemblance to North Carolina.
2.) Americans don’t understand that getting people to like you helps you win a presidential election and that’s ok.
3.) Obama is a really likable guy.
4.) Mitt Romney is an unlikable guy who bullied his classmates and strapped dogs to the roof of his car because they “liked it.”
5.) People get really upset when they see boobies on the cover of Time but they love it when they see boobies on the cover of People and Us.
6.) The Huffington Post is just as inflammatory and irrelevant as Fox News. Example: Some of the articles on the front page today are “Who Makes the Best Mint Ice Cream?” and “PHOTOS: Brooklyn Decker’s Risky Sheer Dress.” (Spoiler: It’s Ben & Jerry’s.)
7.) I went to the top high school in Minnesota and I’m unemployed and on the verge of moving back to my parents’ house.
8.) A LOT of people’s childhood pets are dying. Apparently we all got puppies and kittens around the same time in 8th grade to help us deal with the constant rejection and isolation from our peers… or was that just me?
9.) A lot of Americans are hateful, ignorant bigots.
10.) Getting a new stadium doesn’t necessarily mean our team will fare better. Example: The Twins.
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